UPDATE: BALLS! Two Hints That You Have Gone Over The Top In Planning Your Vacation


See ABKCO Music v. Harrisongs Music regarding subconscious plagarism / cryptoamnesia. Dave from Blogography is right, he posted this before. I plead my extreme youth. I’m only 49. Here is his superior post.

Please note viscount was not on his list, however.

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Graphic User Interface Hint 1:

This is the first dropdown you encounter:

Luzury

Graphic User Interface Hint 2:

You don’t know what this icon means.

Tie

That bowtie icon, ladies and gentlemen, inidcates that a selected cruise provides “Gentleman Hosts, or dance partners or dinner companions for single female guests. These interesting, amiable and distinguished men will often participate in other shipboard activities as well as escort shore excursions.”

Where else can a viscountess get amiable booty? Where, I ask.


9 responses to “UPDATE: BALLS! Two Hints That You Have Gone Over The Top In Planning Your Vacation”

  1. Ha! I ran across this same situation and was disappointed they didn’t have titles like “Savior” or “Overlord” or even “Demi-God”… because, hey, who wouldn’t want a title like that? I ended up going with “Captain.”
    What’s the icon for “Lady Hosts?” he said, wondering if prostitution prohibition laws are valid in international waters…

  2. I have to admit, I was very intrigued to learn that male prostitution is legal both in Nevada and parts of Canada. How gratifying to learn it’s a-okay on the high seas.

  3. Dave -I hunted through my blog to see if I had said it before because it seemed SO familiar! It wasn’t me, it was you. You did it better.Becs – seriously, gigolos on the seas

  4. I get mail addressed to Baronness because I was so tickled by a drop down menu like that when ordering from Boden. Cracks me up.

  5. Magpie – Never heard of Boden – the web site seems wonderful. No idea there was a particular type of dress worn for The Jubilee.Hattie – I looked at some photos of them. Fair.

  6. Tami – they should have thrown something in tha list so we could feel like we aren’t the dregs. Maybe “Sister wife.”

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