Fridays fortune cookie I swear to God


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7 responses to “Fridays fortune cookie I swear to God”

  1. I have a pet peeve now. If it said, “You will strengthen your health by eating fruits and vegetables in the future”, *that* would be a fortune. This is just nagging.

  2. Zayrina – I took the photo on the way to work after I cleaned out my purse. Must have come off my comb. I figured it would leave an air of cinema verite.Tami – Like when I got Cristmas crackers and instead of a joke inside they had facts like “A homburg is a type of hat.” Hattie -Some people do enjoy ill health. Becs – I’ve always heard “in bed.” Regional?

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