Still Life with Measurement Device

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This is how I will spend my day tomorrow. Drinking from a measuring cup, processing it, ah – moving it to the white measuring device. I will remove the nectarine first. That’s just there because it makes Gary scream.


7 responses to “Still Life with Measurement Device”

  1. Thank God for that! My Reader just showed the photo, so I was goggling at the liquid in that measuring cup thinking NO, not even the Queen would do that! But there was doubt…

  2. Big Dot – I chose the orange soda over the white wine because I was concerned the wine would look too much like urine. Until today I was not aware how much my urine looks like orange soda.Zayrina – my brochure calls it “a special hat.” I read that an thought it was odd they suggested I should pee in a hat. Makes more sense now.

  3. I, too, have heard them referred to as both “hats” and “pilgrim’s hats” when involved in medical procedures that required them. They look like a hat when they’re upside down. Don’t check that if it’s full. You might bruise the nectarine.

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