I Am Resisting the Urge to Photoshop This

I crawled out of the basement this evening, annoyed at myself for succumbing to the hype. All day we heard about the massive storm system headed our way. Usually I wait to hear a storm is a mile away and headed right at me, but today I went to the mattresses in the basement after the first funnel cloud.

Of course, it appears not a single cloud touched down. I am that awful person who needs to see BLOOD ON THE HIGHWAY DAMNIT if a traffic accident has caused an inconvenient jam. That’s why I was searching the ‘net to find some picture of some storm damage. But then I found this lead to a news report:

“Chesterfield, MO (KPLR) — Sirens whaling, clouds swirling and rain blowing sideways.”

It totally makes sense, since they live on the ocean anyway. Gotta make a living.


9 responses to “I Am Resisting the Urge to Photoshop This”

  1. Heh. Sirens wailing. Ocean.
    On the other hand, an old pal of mine lives in Chesterfield. Have to catch up with her.

  2. Good one! I tried to leave a comment on the news site, but they complained that I didn’t have enough cookies. (?)

  3. Hey! Today I got the whaling joke! Look at me, reading!
    I think that harpooning topless is OK, but you shouldn’t try to clean the catch without an apron and gloves.

  4. Becs- I might know her. Small town.~~Silk – website is still wrong.Allison – I agree. Unless we have cake balls.Magpie – Awesome fail, maybe.Mare – I know. Someone’s going to lose an eye.Tami – I always gets jokes days later.

  5. abs – Thank you, abs. I worked very hard on my classic painting. Some people say no oils, tempera, but I’m a traditionalist.

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