Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: August 2010

  • Spunky Labia International Toe Porn Superstar and Her Dirty Little Secret

    Spunky has been asking me for days to do a pictorial photo spread of her doing a striptease.You know, the first little piggy has no toenail polish, annnnnd THIS little piggy has no toenail polish, and so on. But this would require I strip her of her toenail polish. THIS toenail polish: I don’t want…

  • Wine and Cheese

    We decided paris was not the place to experiment with wine and cheese, so Gary and I went to a local wine and cheese mart to test out French wines and cheeses. That was only half the reason. I am also celebrating the return of my cheekbones. By eating. As you do. The cheesemeister at…

  • Bullets for a Late Sunday Evening

    Brain is still cooked from yesterday noon at the Loufest. There isn’t much more to say about LouFest except for Gary’s review of She and Him: “She’s really pretty.” Hey, look! A blog post disappeared. I got spanked by one of the in-laws (not the one you’d expect) and now a blog post is gone,…

  • Loufest – sparsely populated at 12:30

    Sent from my iPhone

  • The Cool Breeze

    I had just a lovely day. This morning was devoted to a work seminar I helped organize, and it turned out really well. Only one or two hiccups, and those hiccups didn’t diminish anyone’s training experience. All afternoon I studied for Son of Series 7: Series 66. I have been trying for two weeks to…

  • Ascetic

    I think the diet is affecting my brain, and I like it. I know some of you exercise until the oxygen in your brain is depleted, and you like it, and you call it a runner’s high. Some of you sniff glue to get the same effect. Some of you try to hang yourselves while…

  • Yet Another Post By A Blogger About Inception

    … and just like every other post I say, “Go see this movie now.” However, I promise I won’t put in any spoilers. It was too long by a few minutes – just enough for me to go Mystery Science Theater 3000 on it and make connections with Citizen Kane and Twilight Zone. (I really…

  • If It’s Disjointed, It Must be Sunday

    Mac the Dog Mac has had over a week now running his kidneys on nothing but water, KD dog food, and KD Dog treats. The constant drinking and peeing is down to … just .. a trickle. Unfortunately, we are so delighted with the formation and consistency of his bowel movements he thinks it’s a…

  • Plan for the Day

    The plan for today is to eat half an omelet at First Watch, go to the Kirkwood Farmer’s Market, and then go somewhere I have never been: The Magic House. It wasn’t around when I was a child, and I wasn’t with Gary when he took our niece and nephew. Will there soon be a…

  • Another Trip to the Psychiatrist*

    *I’ve stopped calling him a NEURO-psychiatrist. I go see a psychiatrist. Judging me now? I’m strumming my lower lip at you. Bb-b-b-b-b-bbub-b-b-b. I lined up Get In Lineon the iTunes, as I do every year. I parked in the new parking garage I found last time. I established the upper hand with my doctor when…