Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: July 2010

  • Clear straps

    This woman has on clear bra straps. Gary is convinced it’s an entirely clear plastic bra.

  • Phoeey – we missed Ingrid M

    These women are pretty good…

  • Life Isn’t Always LilithFair

    And why isn’t it LilithFair this year? It just says “Lilith” on the tickets? Do people come expecting carnival rides? (Moustache rides?) All I expect is a stage full of women. Evidently there will be an adience of primarily women too, a male coworker said he was looking forward to having the amphitheater bathroom to…

  • Spunky Labia Gets Desperate

    Do you think Spunky Labia International Porn Star did not notice she has fallen entirely OFF the list of Lijit searches on the right sidebar? Spunky was once the Queen of the Lijit Searches. Then BNL crept to the front, and now it seems Steven Page has overtaken BNL, and in the tussle Spunky dwindled…

  • The Itch

    I’ve been itching to go on vacation. Anderson Cooper’s blue eyes plead for me to come see him in New Orleans. Vegas calls me. And God bless Gary, he’s been making noises like Paris wouldn’t kill him. He even said he was getting excited about going. Of course, we have to use the Gary decision-making…

  • Say hello to my favorite thing ever

    Not just a thunderstorm, but a power outage too! Just the tiniest bit of drama, not enough to disrupt your sleep, but enough to spice up a dull evening. Plus, it gives enough of a challenge to make things fun. Kind of like travelling. My house is as unique as a hotel room right now.…

  • Nature: Just Because You Didn’t Have It Doesn’t Mean You Missed It

    My belly’s been trapped under the laptop for the last few weekends, so we thought it might be a nice idea to leave the house Saturday. Just for breakfast. A fearsome Japanese Beetle hitched a ride then decided to fly in front of Gary while he was driving on the highway. I could leave this…

  • The Old Normal

    At work there was much praise from bosses, bosses of bosses, and the boss of them all. Then work ended and things went back to the way they used to be. Almost. I don’t think Gary wants to give up the complete TV control he’s had the last five months. While I studied finance, Gary…

  • Yes I passed!

  • ZZZeeeeeeennnnnnnn

    Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Felt quite Zen all day. I had a nice sleep last night, and decided I was not going to take any more of those practice finals. I spent my time boning up on options instead. I then did a very fancy spreadsheet, too fancy even to explain,…