Creative Writing


Every time I get a question wrong on these practice tests, I make myself a wee note card (size of a business card), and I rephrase the question I missed, and give the correct answer on the other side.

Like so:

“Q: Hey, that question about REITs and developers, did that CHANGE since the last time you took the test?”

A: “NO, dumbass.”


4 responses to “Creative Writing”

  1. Now, as a former teacher (albeit of English) you know this is WRONG, doncha? Where’s the positive reinforcement, the preservation of self-esteem, the – in other words – carrot?

  2. Hahahaha – that’s exactly the type of butt-kick mnemonic that would work for me – well done! You’re going to spank that test and send it home to mama.

  3. Big Dot – Gary brought me a carrot (a Filet-O-Fish) and I promptly puked it up. “This is protein!” my body said. So now I’m back to Cheetoes.Hattie – Oh,lord, that would be a nightmare. Mare – I am going to wrestle it to the ground and make it eat a worm.

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