So, that list of what I ate this weekend repelled both me and Gary. I ate fresh fruit for breakfast, and a mix of vegetables, shrimp, and brown rice for lunch. Virtue! Get in mah belly!
Gary emailed me that as of today, he is on a diet. He extolled the praises of the diet.”Dieting is so easy! All you have to do is not eat! You don’t have to do anything that gives you a sunburn or a pulled muscle. Just don’t eat!”
This evening when he came home he was all bouncy. “I feel like I have so much energy now that I’ve been dieting!”
FOR 10 HOURS.
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He is SUCH an inspiration.Are we still on for lunch tomorrow? You can eat as virtuously as you want. I’ll probably have the pizza. Sorry.
I love how boys think dieting is soooo easy. My dad famously decides he needs to lose weight and starts eating raw veggies, cottage cheese and skipping meals. He likes to tell mom and I how it’s really easy if you just apply a little will-power Apparently food self-control resides somewhere in the testes….BTW, my mom disagrees with my theory. She says women would have an easier time dieting if we didn’t have to stress-eat so that we don’t kill all the men and thereby make the human race extinct. She’s been married 44 years.
I vote with Amy’s Mom. *nods*
Next posting. Gary gets sick.
Caroline – I ate mah cheese grits, all of them.Amy in StL – Gary is feeling faint today instead of energetic. Easier to knock over with a smack.Elisabeth – I third that motion.Hattie – No, but he does claim Carpathia is in the middle East.