So everyone’s bitching about how early Christmas decorations went up this year – before Thanksgiving, even. But don’t you know that just means Retrospective Time comes even sooner?
Ask me how many hours I just spent on Time’s Best and Worst site. Granted, some lists apply to 2008, but this list had a particular appeal to me: The Five Worst Inventions of 2009. I bought Pride and Prejudice for Zombies (and was that a slog of a read) and I almost bought the Wonderful’s a Snuggie for Dogs. But seriously, how would you wash a gas-mask bra?
And if anyone needs a sensor that can read my facial expressions at work, I do.
2 responses to “Best and Worst Time of Year!”
Imagine, you’re being a good paraniod citizen and wearing your gas mask bra on July 4. It’s 110 degrees and you’ve spent the last three hours at Fair St. Louis. If someone dropped mustard gas, would you use your bra?I’m not so sure I would.
Hot Mom – No, because I would already be dead from three hours in 110 degree heat. HaHA! Trick question!