Now that we have the chopped capon, or “cock,” Gary delights in feeding the dog a fusion dish he likes to call “Cock and Goo.” Gary was describing how he “plates” this dish.
“First, I suspend the dog food can over the dish, and wait until the food comes out in a perfect circle. Then I put a ring of cock around that.”
I waited for it.
He continued, “A cock ring, if you will.”
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You know those games where one team decides on an object, and the other team can ask yes or no questions to try and guess what it is? You’d think that a cock ring would be great for that, but no, the other team guessed it in 3 questions.
Well, at least I blurted out “a cock ring!”before I read the last line. I’m slightly disgusted with myself. Ok, I’m done with all the cock-filled comments now. Until the next one…
Tami – Were you giggling? Was one of you naked and wearing a cock ring? 3 questions?Kristie – Yeah, I think the cock is tapped out.
1) No. 2) No. 3)Yup. My sisters friends have filthy, filthy minds, I guess.
Tami – or 4) their husbands have limp penises.