Happy World MS Day to Me!

Yesterday was the first ever World MS Day. Did anyone say, “Hey, Ellen, Happy World MS Day?” No. Here is how World MS Day turned out for me:

1) No one gave me anything, in fact I spent most of the day trying to figure out who stole all the money in my wallet. Turns out I handed it all over to Friend #3 who was nice enough to get me lunch from Hardee’s / Carl’s Jr.

2) I woke up with a fever and a backache. Oh, and MS; thank you for remembering it was World MS Day, tingly right foot.

3) The Most Thoughtful Award goes to Family Guy, which aired “The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou“

Meanwhile, in an attempt to teach Chris a lesson in life, Peter takes him to the location of his former high school bully, Randy, whom he intends to beat up for revenge, not caring that Randy now suffers from Multiple sclerosis believing it to be a monkey scrotum.

4) I was laughing at this routine and I wet myself a little bit. Not sure if that was MS related.