I have my moments of darkness. I have little moments of perversion. I am mentally ill. But I am not as sick as the sick fuck who wrote The Dark Knight.
First, I was misled about this movie. I quizzed a guy at work, “Are there a lot of car chases? My mind wanders during car chases.”
“Oh no,” he said earnestly, “It’s not like that.” And he’s right. There aren’t car chases. Instead, there is 90 minutes of shit blowing up. Interspersed with that is a separate 90 minute movie written by Mr. Sick Fuck.
I say shit and fuck in the paragraph above because I am profanity-deprived, because there is no profanity in the Batman movie. No, sex, no cursing, just violence. I dropped Gary off at his car and I sincerely expected it to blow up when he got in.
We could have seen something wholesome like the Sex In The City movie, but no. Next time I pick the movie.
9 responses to “Movie Review”
This is the best movie review I’ve read in a long time! *applauds*
That was definitely the most accurate movie review I’ve read in a long time. While Heath Ledger was awesome, it was pretty fucked up and I’d much rather have Sex (AndTheCity) in my movies.I hope X-files is good…
I think Santa wants to go see this soon. He and I were talking just last night about it setting records. I tried to tell him that I seriously doubted that it is because it is that good of a movie. “It’s setting records because Heath Ledger croaked before the movie was completely in the can” I told him. “Who?” “The Joker guy.” “Oh. He died?” I explained. Not one of the movies after the original lived up to it, why would I have expectations about this one. He still wants to go see it.I wanna see Mamma Mia. The very boinkable Colin Firth is in it.
You know, I’ve been holding off, and the more reviews I read, the less I want to see it. So last night Ace and I went to a Fred Astaire double feature instead.
Zayrina,Colin Firth rockkksss! I heard an interview with Mr. Sick Fuck and Christian Bale yesterday. All they could talk about was Heath Ledger. I felt sorry for Batman. As for the rest of the cast, Maggie Gyllenhal(sp)has been plugging it on all the late night shows. I guess I won’t bother with it until it comes on tv. Thanks for the review!
Heh … this is why I usually only see animated movies with the kids.
I know that has been said by others many times, but it has always bothered me that a movie that might show a bare breast is deemed unfit for a child, but blowing things up is OK.
Always the dissenter…I saw “The Dark Knight”. I knew it was a dark ride – all you had to do was look at the Joker’s makeup. Although there was a point when one of my favorite characters disappeared and I thought, if he’s really gone, I’ll never watch another Batman movie.I’ve never been into “Sex and the City”. Insecure anorexic women buying $1000 shoes and screwing anything that makes them tip over. Nah. Doesn’t work for me. But I loved “The Devil Wears Prada.”
Wyo – *Takes the tiniest of bows*.75 – In reality, I do think Mr. S. F. did a good jon writing such a good role.Zayrina – Ahhh. Colin.Tasterspoon – Well, there wasn’t a Fred Astaire double feature here in the suburbs … (pout)Judith – I imagine he misses his friend. Poor Batman – man … Christian Bale?Mdmhvonpa (Hi, mdmhvonpa!) – Please tell me you didn’t let them see that sick Happy Feet movie…Neil – (Hello, Neil)- That is odd. But, I have to say, long sequences of breasts might be as dull as long sequences of explosions. Becs – But the Wordsmithing in the S&tC series! So clever!