A Cheer


Gimme a W!

Gary is home sick with the flu. He sent me an e-mail at work today that said, without any irony, that he was optimistic about this clinical trial. He also said something else involving the word “proud” that I can’t bring myself to transcribe. Forgive me.

Gimme a T!

I purchased a pre-packaged cup of Ted Drewe’s chocolate frozen custard for myself. Gary is sick, so I had no idea he would find this tempting. He swallowed it whole last night, but then re-stocked the freezer with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk.

Gimme an F!

I had just this day railed at Gary on Katie’s blog about men’s inability to do more than balance the new roll on top of the empty roll. I walked into the bathroom this evening and saw a completely untouched roll of toilet paper on the spindle.

I know tomorrow he’ll be back to normal, but for tonight I can’t think of a bad thing to say about him.


3 responses to “A Cheer”

  1. Sherri – I think he’s weak and has no fighting spirit. I wouldn’t have the heart to sicken him deliberately. Sue – Yep, you’ve nailed it.

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