Sex! Drugs! Rock and Roll!
Sex!
So, remember those shirts Gary bought for me at the mall, after he criticized a number of things that were indelicate about me, including my Mighty Mighty Boobage? His Mom looked at the photos from Chicago (yeah, the ones you didn’t see) and CRITICIZED MY CLEAVAGE. Yeah! Take that, Gary, you cheap whore! It seems my breasts claw upward to the sun, like twin sunflowers, and then they clamber over the top button and wave about in the wind.
Drugs!
Finally I connected with the neurologist and this was the conversation we had about the levels of anti-drug antibodies the Mayo Clinic found in my blood:
Dr: “Normal is below 60. High is 60 to 100. You are at 640.”
Ellen: “So … let’s see if the insurance pays for Copaxone, I guess.” But inside I was thinking, “I RULE! TEN TIMES THE UPPER LIMIT! WHOOOO!” Really, I did. Seriously, how do I have room for blood with all these antibodies?
I did a search on Copaxone, and found this dandy little quote:
“…[Copaxone] was originally believed to act as a decoy by drawing the immune system’s attack away from the myelin. Nowadays, researchers are no longer at all sure how Copaxone works. ”
Oh. Well. The insurance pays for it, so I don’t care.
Rock and Roll!
I just read such a great review of a Counting Crows concert with such appealing photos that it made me want to attend one. In addition, many people who like Barenaked Ladies speak highly of Counting Crows, and as it turns out they will be right across the river in August. So, I’m going. I’m going across the river, and it makes me a little on edge. Plus, this is a General Admission concert. We shall see.
5 responses to “Almost-Weekend Update”
I’m not sure I understand? A man who doesn’t like big boobage? That doesn’t compute. Or does he just not like other people ogling his boobalicious wife?
I love Counting Crows… dare I say, more than BNL? Went to Omaha a few years ago to see them and was not disappointed. They’re coming nearby in August and I’m hoping to go… Let us know what you think!Oh, and the boobage? Just be grateful you got some! LOL!
Jenny – yes, it is true. He also won’t have sex with me if we aren’t getting along. It’s like he’s a woman.Sue – Hmm. I wouldn’t want to think I would love CC more – wait, there’s no CC cruise. No worries then.
If you really want to have some booby fun, try a corset, my partner, wearing a victorian boned one said while driving that she would have no need of air bags if in a crash (apparently having your boobs actually press up against your neck is an odd feeling – I can’t say as the closest I get to her level of verticality requires padded bras and hanging upside down)
Elizabeth – there was a time when I could have rocked a corset, but now I think there might be some back fat cleavage to counter the boob cleavage. And I understand you are rocking the thong cleavage yourself.