Tall, Grande, InterVente

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So, tonight I placed my order at the drive through, which answered: “Okay, we’ll make your decaf-tall-four-equal-two percent-cappucino, but we’re cutting Gary off.”

Evidently Gary had been through just an hour before.

The Baristas of Sarcasm made his raspberry mocha but left the above editorial on his cup.


2 responses to “Tall, Grande, InterVente”

  1. This same thing happens to me at my local Diet Coke supplier. I order only an extra large Diet Coke at the speaker, and they are always like, “That’s ALL you want?” Then I pull up to the drive thru window and they’re like, “Oh, hi, it’s you! Again! One more time!” I should be embarrassed…but I’m just not.

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