
Like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, this couple’s body language says a lot about their relationship, as shown in this file photo from spring 2006.
She: You are my possession.
He: I like Dr. Pepper. I like my mom. Hi Mom.
She: Look at me! LOOK AT ME! I want you!
He: She is so my bitch. I am never shaving this beard.

6 responses to “What Their Body Language Says About Them!”
Ha! Is he drinking one of those wee little Baby Dr. Peppers?
They’re in loooooovvvvve.
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Not so different … if you replace “Cigars” with “Starbuck’s” and “Cars” with “Scooba.” And I’d do Angelina Jolie too. She’s hot.(You came here looking for toes, didn’t you.)
My favorite part of this picture is the beeper strapped stealthily to the belt.In case of beard / mini dr. pepper / ashworth emergency.
Having lost all this weight, he can leap onto sofas, too, I understand.