Category: The Great Hall of TMI – Must be 18 to enter!

I have tried to ignore it, but the nonsense I suffered through last summer is back. Welcome to Hot Matron Summer, part two. The MRI showed no lesion wrapped around my lizard brain, so I suppose it truly is the heat setting off my MS spasm symptoms. It’s not as bad as last year, thankfully.…

As I age, I look at old photos and I am stunned by my lost beauty, and how I didn’t appreciate it at the time. At the time I was comparing my photos to supermodels, and now I’m comparing it to what I see in the mirror. Of course the old photos look hotter. I…

I have already been publicly naked on the Norwegian Pearl, but for others who might want a naked cruising experience that lasts longer than the ten seconds needed to take the Barenaked Ladies Cruise naked photo, you could go on the 2025 Big Nude Boat Cruise.

I’m not going to go into any graphic detail, but Gary is still in the pleasure game with the inspired sex moves. Last night — for the first time ever — he grabbed my foot. It will not surprise anyone that this was the moment Spunky Labia, Imternational Toe Porn Superstar has long waited for.

Pink Puff, the sucking device, has won me over and now decidedly holds the position of Most Favored Sex Toy. It has even made me question the jokes about men, because, you know what? Sometimes the precise location of a certain part IS really hard to find. But once you find exact dead center, well,…

I looked in the Amazon delivery queue and saw Gary bought me a surprise gift. FLAPPING G SPOT VIBRATOR FOR WOMEN “LAYLA” ADULT RABBIT SEX TOYS WITH 9 FLAPPING MODES 4 TICKLING MODES WATERPROOF CLITORALIS [sic] STIMULATOR FOR CLIT (sure) NIPPLE (‘kay) ANAL (nope) STIMULATION RECHARGEABLE ADULT SEX TOYS And then I looked at the…

I don’t remember what Google search and Reddit path took me there, but I spent an hour reading a Reddit thread on whether or not men talk about sex when they talk with each other. And, huh, they do NOT. And on the rare occasions one of the pack does, the others say “ew, gross,”…

Ladies, read on if you are curious to know what my libido has been up to, given that when last spotted a doctor had determined it might be a reaction to my brother’s death, and I determined it might be a reaction to my own death. I can give you an update. Intrusive thoughts? Yes.…

Yesterday I was talking with Gary about my anatomy. Specifically, my female anatomy. Yes it’s another post about my pelvic floor, which is still rattling away, and yesterday it was particularly active. I didn’t even get a chance to tell him what I wanted, which was a little digital spelunking, just so he could tell…

A voiceover announces: “Previously seen on this blog,” followed by images of: Me admiring the men at the opening of opera season, chatting up SalmonPants, my pelvis spinning me in a circle when a tuxedo walks by. Me, breathing, glassy-eyed, staring into space. A closed door and a buzzing noise. French President Emmanuel Macron. And…