Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Category: Miscellaneous Mockery

  • Black Hole Eats Saint Louis

    Caroline let us all know at work last week there was an hysterical movie on the Sci-Fi channel, starring Judd Hirsch, called Black Hole, in which a Black Hole consumes Saint Louis and we should watch it for the entertainment value. And she was ssssoooooo right. Watching this movie was not like watching Breaking Away…

  • Men!

    Here my husband has gone and lost 130 pounds, and I admit I wonder why. Why? I was just as happy with him tubby. I know it’s healthy, but when has he cared about that? I think perhaps he thinks that women go about undressing women with their eyes, and he was not up to…

  • Godzilla Stompyfoot

    Godzilla Stompyfoot

    Vaguely Urban has taken up sewing and displays her first seam (aw). iLLa’s comment sings the praises of the stompyfoot, and I remembered my Grandceil’s old stompyfoot (or at least, the open-toed sandal for the stompyfoot). And, more importantly, I remembered where in the basement I had stored it for just such an occasion. This…

  • Mormon Inquisition Debriefing

    My Mormon friend Stacey rules. (Hey! She should rule a planet! That’s how much she rules.) 1. She enjoyed the South Park “All About Mormons” episode and gave technical corrections when needed. 2. She laughed a big belly laugh at the end when the Mormon kid says “Suck my balls.” 3. She showed us a…

  • I See Movie People

    Well! Entertainment Weekly tells me an actor named Timothy Olyphant is in Saint Louis at this moment. I’ve never heard of him, but that’s because I’m waiting for this Deadwood show to end its run so I can watch the repeats with some idea of when its going to end. Like a Sweet November thing.…

  • The iPod of Prophecy

    Okay. Too early to think. Let the community think for me. Here are the directions: a) Find your iTunes library or iPod. b) Put it on Shuffle mode.c) Answer the following questions with the songs in the right order.d) Be amazed, amused, or left asking yourself “What the F? This makes no sense.”e) Pass it…

  • You Don’t Send Meeee Floooowweeerrrsss….

    I was at my redheaded friend Catherine C’s house, chatting with one of her friends, and heard about this theory that there are four ways of showing affection. Everyone has a favorite way of showing and receiving affection, and a least favorite way. If your intended has a favorite way of showing affection that happens…

  • “Fingering Husband’s Rectum” on Big Comeback Tour

    I got this search again from google: “Finger my husband’s rectum.” I don’t know who you are, but I know where you live, ‘google.UK’ user.

  • NOBODY Expects the Mormon Inquisition…

    …to be postponed. But it is. Fine, just gives me more time to assemble the ingredients for the Make-Your-Own-Jello-Salad Bar.

  • Apocryphal of …

    Apocryphal of … posies? Apocryphal of …crap? You decide. I have always loved apocryphal stories. This stems from when I was six and the Queen Mother dropped me off to stay with her mother (the Dowager Queen). Mom would pull Grandciel aside (for that was her name, the Grandma Lucille, and that is how it…