Category: In Which We Mock Our Pets

Last fall, Mac and Doug were in the Living room admiring the new footstool.Mac said, “I must say, I admire the Furless One’s taste. That is a fine article of furniture.”“Mmmm,” Doug said, “Real quality. You can tell it’s built to last.”“What’s it used for? Does it have a purpose?” Mac wondered aloud.“I saw the…