Wattle watch after pricey cream

Well, it’s been the requisite two months after which I was told I would see results from my twice-daily application of the pricey Lancome cream on just one half of my neck.

And …. I think I see results.

I have two photos to submit into evidence, both monstrously ugly — I mean, prime fodder for my Utah reader who is collecting my worst photos — but in each I think I do see smaller volume on one side.

Here is the first photo. This is how I would look if I were to walk about looking at the ceiling all day.

The application side is the left side of the photo. The jowls are a bit smaller. In fact, everything is smaller but for the bullfrog lump under my chin wrinkle.

The really bad photo is after the jump, though.

I KNOW. THE HORROR. High-def wattle.

In this view the neck rings are not affected at all, but I feel as if the jowl is smaller, as is the bottom of the pelican pouch.

It’s worth it until the jar is empty, anyway.


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