Gary competes with the underwear box man

You may recall Gary gave me this box to appreciate earlier this week.

Yesterday he came by and complained I had set the box down and now I could not admire the box fully unless I was standing up.

Today he pointed out the man’s navel. “THAT MODEL HAS A BAD NAVEL. MY NAVEL IS WAY BETTER THAN HIS.”

So the comparison is fair I have given Gary’s navel the full Mapplethorpe black and white treatment.

I think Gary is right.


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