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The zoo had fires, low to the ground so toddlers could make Smores. Crazy. Terrifying. I don’t understand how both toddlers and adults are not afraid of fire. I can’t even use paper matches. Think about it. Paper matches. The only thing between your finger and fire is paper.

Last year the mac and cheese was vegetarian. This year we had the option to add bacon.

At one point I turned a corner and it began snowing, and I panicked, because no snow had been forecast and we recently were caught out when the same thing happened and the roads weren’t treated. I noticed it was only snowing in one spot. I reeled back and a volunteer dressed as a polar bear said, “snow machine.”

I feel quite happy to have paid my yearly Christmas visit to the zoo.


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