A few days ago Gary saw some FaceBook post about a special bracelet that has a wee bit of metal one can use to break windows, and somehow this bracelet can also help with handcuff escapes. The man posting said it was designed for women.
I saw Gary posted a comment that he was happy his wife didn’t worry about silly things like that.
I found him and told him the reason he’s never heard me — or many other women — express those fears is because he never hears any complaining coming from the dead women. THE DEAD WOMEN WHO DIDN’T HAVE THE BRACELET. (I kid. I know it’s got nothing to do with the bracelet. Or the women.)
This has now arrived in the mail.
He presented it to me with the words “I PROCLAIM YOU TOTALLY SAFE AND PROTECTED FROM ALL HARM.”