Well, I’ve got this colonoscopy coming up in a week and a half and I considered which wig shall be my assigned colonoscopy wig. Then it occurred to me that there are probably rules for these things.
Evidently there are. “Leave your wig at home.”
Somehow I never considered that. I thought, at worst, a wig would be considered clothing. Like a bra. Leave it on in the waiting room for the sake of everyone; take it off when you disrobe.
But just leave it at home? Take the long walk through the parking garage and lobby with my male pattern baldness? I can’t see that happening.
I’m going with this hat. I’ll look a bit pre-cancerous but it is a hospital.
