I saw the promo for the new season of Oak Island.
“Ugh,” I thought, “why is this show still on?”
Then I remembered I could fast-forward through most of it, but as it turns out, I am forced to watch commercials now for some reason. I spent more time enduring the commercials than this show.
The greatest betrayal was that after teasing me all last season with the Garden Shaft, they have now given up on the Garden Shaft, because it is a little spongy, to which I say, “Plastic.” They have all kinds of things that could mitigate the seawater that they didn’t have when FDR was bankrolling it.
I think the only way I would look forward to this show is if they just made it all outtakes. If they show people hurling shovels in frustration. Producers planting relics. People getting trapped in sinkholes.