I got my yearly mammogram. I have never in my life had such a stellar mammogram experience. I parked well, I arrived early, I was in the first waiting room less than five minutes, changed, in the second waiting room less than five minutes.
I even got to use my no-gown mammogram hack again.
And then the actual mammogram didn’t hurt at all. It was as if the girls were numb. We went through four positions: left, right, horizontal, diagonal. I don’t remember exactly, but aren’t there eight positions?
I honestly would have thought she was taking it easy on me, but I hadn’t even told her about the cat.