Well, I am officially headed to the WashU loading docks in the event of my death.
I didn’t have to do anything but fill out a form with two witnesses and now I have this snazzy laminated card.
The front is legit.
The back fills me with dread. See it? SEE IT?
What do I do? Call the toll-free “numer”? Or, is this something like the deliberate errors cartographers add to maps to protect themselves from plagiarism?