Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: October 2023

  • Pivot Point?

    So I was still investigating if all this sex compulsion might have a psychological basis. I wanted to pinpoint when (and possibly why) my sex drive shot up so suddenly. It was definitely between the neurologist visit on April 13 and the urologist visit on June 15. What happened during those two months? Luckily I…

  • Dentist Part Deux

    I had two people’s hands in my mouth today, and I kind of liked it. I must really be craving that human connection. The assistant patted my shoulder during the bad parts, and I almost patted her in return. Also, the new process at the dentist is to numb me up even if I’m just…

  • Doctor Visit

    I had several reasons for visiting the GP on Friday. The form, the prescription, and and the referral were easy. Regarding the libido, the doctor speculated that my thyroid might be off. She also mentioned my brother died recently. “Why would that make me horny?” I wondered, and some articles say it definitely does. You…

  • TWIL: About lightning

    I got into a debate with Gary last week. He said a man that week had been struck by lightning that had gone through his body and ended by burning a hole in his sock. I argued that they had taken slow-speed photos of lightning and it travels from the ground up. Turns out we…

  • Bawdy Blues

    There is a subset of blues called “bawdy blues” or “dirty blues” for which I have a great fondness. I spent some time this weekend listening to old favorites plus songs I hadn’t heard from Wikipedia’s curated list. I felt a little bad for the Alexa. “Alexa! Play ‘Please Warm My Weiner’ by Bo Carter.”…

  • Again with More Advanced Nonsense

    I got a call yesterday from the urgent care, saying that the pink pee culture came back as indeed a urinary tract infection. Not a typical infection, though, a special one. For this one was not caused by errant e-coli bacteria trekking on their own across Vagina Valley into my urethra, (not being transported there…

  • Weekly Paint Progress: 10/5

    This week the Basic Shapes went from this: … to this. Ipad flash vs iPhone flash.

  • Again with this Nonsense

    A few nights ago I did give Gary another chance for some digital spelunking in my woman cave, and it was very gratifying, even though I still had to argue with him about what muscles were where. Full disclosure. “I did give Gary another chance” above is inaccurate. Rather, read “I tearfully pled with Gary.”…

  • Travel

    Gary messaged me to say that he has a grand plan to get in shape for when the Covid is over, so that when that day comes, he’ll be ready to travel. Evidently, if you keep a homebody stuck at home three and a half years, even the biggest homebody will get the urge to…

  • Gary Wig

    In the spirit of Casual Friday, I have taken to wearing my least professional wig once a week. On Fridays, I swap out Sexytown for this wig: This wig is the closest to the hair of my youth, below. Like my original pube-like cloud of head-hair, but twice as much of it. So, Gary sleeps…