Portrait of the Blogger as a Young Man: Toy Review


Sex toy review. Because we haven’t done that for a while.

So with this new increase in activity I was genuinely concerned about damaging my favorite body part. Worried I was wearing it down from a nub into a nothing. That’s why I decided to try this Puff device, which employs a pull technique instead of a push. I suppose it uses a tiny, tiny vacuum? Like the box says, “This sucks.”

Pros: pull technique.

Cons: pull technique.

Picture a person employing the pull technique on you. Great. Kudos. Now picture this is the only technique they have. And they are relentless. Yes, they have five speeds, but still, one relentless move which they will not abandon.

To be fair, I’ve used it four times, and I learned some techniques I can use to shake things up. It takes a little more skill with positioning than the old standbys. I have to put some effort into it. (Supposedly this model is the most ergonomic and easy to use.)

Still, would recommend.


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