This is Me

I am in regular contact with a woman I don’t trust. (For anonymity, I just want you all to know that this “woman I don’t trust” could be “anyone I know.”)

I was imagining how I would defend myself if someone called me out on not trusting this seemingly agreeable woman. My imaginary defense was, “Why should I trust her? Because she’s capable of making chit-chat?”

I know. Rude. And you know that’s exactly what I would say, and I would say it, because I don’t realize how rude I am.

But now, thanks to Netflix, I now have a way to realize if what I am saying is rude. I just picture how it would sound in a fake Russian.German heiress accent.