Absurd Purchases


I need to memorize the phone number of the credit card fraud department. I ignored a phone call and a text and an email because I thought they were conning me.

But, no, they were the good guys, not the bad guys. And of course this is a three- day weekend. Three-day weekends are evidently prime hacking opportunities because people are too busy having fun to check their credit cards.

I got a peek at about twenty of them — all romance-related, oddly (flowers, hotel, flowers, dating apps). It was so fast that it must have been a computer doing it. Perhaps Russian cyber criminals, as a prelude to war? Not cool, Russians, not cool.


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