Gary’s Dr. Squatch Soap Review

Well, just last Monday on our anniversary I heard about some special manly soap the Young People at Work love: a Dr. Squatch soap, and as it was our anniversary that very day I bought a sample of Manly Man-scented soap for Gary.

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Here is his review of the scents, as verbatim as possible.

Pine Tar – athletic

Alpine Sage – old fashioned

Cedar Citrus – he likes, citrusy

Deep Sea Goat’s Milk – he likes most , interesting

Bay Rum – masculine

Gold Moss – old fashioned, he likes

I also liked Goat’s Milk, Gold Moss, and Cedar Citrus, in that order.

One thing I forgot is that neither Gary nor I are on what you could call a “frequent” shower routine, so the soaps will likely stay in the shower, and the Tar, Sage, and Rum will likely be donated to the next Boy Scouts drive. Someday, somewhere, I will sniff the air and there will be a little homeless child smelling of rum.


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