Mammary Glands


I was working out in the yard, and evaluated my sweat level. Was it shower-worthy sweat? It was just underboob sweat, not all-over sweat.

“That makes sense,” I thought. “They are sweat glands.”

And then an earworm burst into my head, finally free after decades of waiting for me to connect the Gland neuron to the Breast neuron.

Here it is, in case you’ve had better things push this 80s song out of your head.


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