My Continuing Fight Against the Apnea, Part III


So, Gary’s gone from using his Oxygen ring monitor to test the efficacy if different sleeping positions to simply sticking in denial gear. He’s landed on: “One of the three summaries it gives shows I’m in the green zone. No problem.”

So I offered myself up as a control. I could wear the ring to show him what a normal person’s numbers look like. If I came up short I would go to the hospital and get the test, and then that would shame him into doing the same.

At first I couldn’t sleep because the ring kept buzzing with ever-increasing desperation every time I started to drop off. “Oxygen is 80%!” After a few hours of that I marched out to tell Gary I was going to die, and he said the ring was just loose. Also, you can turn off the buzzing.

In the morning I was able to show him his report compared to mine.

His report – note his numbers tell one tale and his graph another.

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Versus my report:

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The numbers aren’t that different, especially if you ignore the ones you don’t like … but the graphs are.

He said he would go back to wearing the ring and tracking his different sleeping positions, so that’s a gear shift to a lower level of denial, anyway.


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