Gary’s Birthday Present

What does a man who has everything … like hoarder-levels of everything … what does he long for?

Evidently it is a more difficult shaving experience.

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He came in to see what I thought of replacing his Bic razors with this contraption. I responded, “Happy birthday!” because birthday month rules apply.

I also agreed because this would look fine in the medical bathroom after he stops using it. As he will. He isn’t using the bowl, already, because he just uses soap, and even though there’s no straight razor, the fancy razor is still “too sharp,” and then even if he uses the brush to soften his soapy beard, I don’t see this lasting more than a week.

Just the right size to sit on the shelf by the speculum, though.


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