How Sick Am I?


Fluid in my ears, in the back of my throat, in my nose, in my eyes. I went home in an attempt to sleep the it to death. How sick am I? I briefly awoke when I heard the CNN Breaking News noise, heard the abducted boy had been released from the bunker, and didn’t even roll over to watch.

Sick.


7 responses to “How Sick Am I?”

  1. Great news about the abducted boy, shame about your flu, just be glad you don’t LIVE with post-nasal drip because that’s AWFUL. Although, mucus-flavoured food is great for losing weight. Can’t enjoy eating, can enjoy standing on the scales. It’s an unsatisfactory trade-off, to be honest.

  2. (Dabbing at your fevered brow.) Poor baby. Feel better soon. And read “Dear Abby” today and be glad you have nothing to do with the “controlling self-absorbed” spouse who never lets her husband take a day off work.

  3. Big Dot – Geh! Chronic drip! That does sound awful.
    Becs- *moans weakly*
    Murphy – *vomits*
    Tami – No, never
    Hattie – CNN, that’s what
    Suburbancorrespondent – Its global warming.

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