Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: November 2012

  • New Toy at PT

    They gave me a new toy to play with at physical therapy. You don’t have to watch the whole thing, just move on to 38 seconds in. You’ll get the idea. It’s important to know mine is red. An angry, bouncy red. Some sweet child at PT described it as looking like a giant Twizzler.…

  • Interesting menu at the zoo

    Bailey’s! Gary’s favorite.

  • Visit Behind the Scenes with the Cheetahs at the Zoo

    Wonderful cheetah experience 1: Have you ever been to the zoo and not seen the cheetah? Did you figure the cheetah was just in the cheetah quarters? No. The cheetah’s in the back of the display environment partying with people who paid fifty bucks to hang with the cheetahs in the cheetah quarters. At one…

  • Day One of Staycation

    Already there’s been a fight with tears. It’s just like a real vacation!

  • Political Purge

    These things have been on my mind, and I have to say them. Just ignore me if you disagree. Early Voting Twice now, I’ve heard about “early voting” in Missouri. Missouri doesn’t have early voting. What Missouri has is in-person absentee voting. You have to give one of five reasons why you are unable to…

  • Gary Advises His Mom

    I woke up today and Gary was turned around in bed so his head was at my feet. Later, he explained my snoring was getting to him, and allegedly I also had gas that alternated with the snoring. “No. I did not.” I said indignantly. “You did. It was like SNNOOOORRREE pooooott SNOOOORRRRE pooooooot.” “That’s…