Ugly is As Ugly Does


Greedy night critter.

Racoon

There’s a tree off-camera the racoon is gripping with his other paws. I think he uses the free paw to grab the feeder and pull it to his mouth. I don’t think he can scoop out pawfuls of sunflower seeds.

So, in the yard we have

Gluttony – Raccoon
Sloth – Opossum
Lust – Painted Lady Butterflies. It’s disgusting. They fly in pairs, hook up, then go off to lay eggs or whatever.
Greed – Crows. They fight off the squirrels.
Wrath – Squirrels
Pride – Purple Martins and Blue Jays
Envy – Common Starling

(I’m not kidding about the butterflies. I promise, stand by your back door and look out for five minutes. You will see ten butterfly hook-ups.)


7 responses to “Ugly is As Ugly Does”

  1. My retired dad spends so much time trying to foil the squirrels he might go off the deep end if there was a raccoon. I won’t mention why my boyfriend feeds the squirrels and opposum – let’s just say it’s revenge for eating all his vegetable garden and digging in his compost pile.

  2. My Dad had a feeder-raiding chipmunk. Raccoon TOTALLY tops chipmunk. Yeah, those butterflies – so whorey.

  3. And who’s in the backyard doing the dance of the seven veils? Oh wait, is there a connection between the seven veils and the seven deadly sins? How about Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? Or the seventh seal? I think I’ve digressed.

  4. Hattie – Except for the slutterflies.Amy in StL – Raccoons don’t wait for you to feed them. They are thieves. What’s the animal that appears to wash its hands as it eats? Allison – No! Chipmunks are ADORABLE. Magpie – Now I have that song “Tradition!” from Fiddler on the Roof in my head, only it’s “Digression!”

  5. Just be glad you don’t have foxes. I saw a programme on TV last night about building The Shard, London’s highest skyscraper, and they found a fox on the 72nd floor before it was even finished.

  6. Big Dot – Now, from that I just have to assume the construction workers on that floor had a lot of food sitting about. Do people still hunt foxes in the UK? By the way, I answered NZ for a trivia question tonight (Where are Maori from) and got it right.

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