Stick a Fork In It

This is my laptop at work.

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Yeah, that’s a fork stuck in it. That bastard is done.

Now matter where I sit, I slowly lose connection to the network. I can watch directories disappear. I called IS and finally got someone to say,”Well, that’s your network card. Let’s get you a new laptop!” and moments later someone else called to jerk me around with “Let’s do a little more troubleshooting.”

NO. No more of that noise. I do not have time to troubleshoot. I want this laptop dead. I want it gone. I want one that doesn’t *sigh* every time I ask it to publish a file.

I was productive today only because I appropriated Friend #3’s machine from 3:30 to 9:30. AT. NIGHT.

I feel like this. (Audio Not Safe for Work.)


4 responses to “Stick a Fork In It”

  1. I can so relate to that. It feels like every place I’ve worked in the last 12 years has been deliberately depriving me of the equipment I need as some sort of in-joke.

  2. How often does your company refresh equipment? I have a desktop now but I’m hoping for a laptop in our next refresh cycle. Hopefully our laptops will be as dependable as our desktops.

  3. I have issues with my computer, but its battery life is way too good to deal with getting a new one.
    The fork is a nice touch.

  4. Becs- Ah, and today they had me run some utility to “fix” it. And, damnit, it may have worked.Amy in StL – Well, I’ve had this four years. We are supposedly due for an upgrade. I doubt I’ll see it this year.Caroline – Huh – I usually don[t run it off the battery.

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