His face is squished.
That was a pretty good photo for him. This is more typical:
Did he have a twin who pinched his skull in utero?
I keep wanting to part his hair on the other side.
No, that’s worse.
Is it his eyes that are wonky?
This is his official photo.
That photo has got to be doctored. Look, they squished his eyeballs into place and it threw off his mouth.
Petty? Yes. I’ll take it all back when he apologizes to the gays and the dogs for his insulting statements.
7 responses to “Here’s My Problem with Rick Santorum”
As a moderate conservative I have absolutely no one to vote for. I will not back Obama because ever since his election I have owed taxes after years of getting a refund.
The republicans are all douchbags.
Yes, how did trashing women work out for you, guys?
Now even people who don’t like to pay taxes won’t vote for you.
I just think I’ll have an issue having a Commander-in-Chief who I can’t look at. Besides having wonk-face he reminds me of a boyfriend I had who never told the truth and totally was shocked when I called him on it…. so basically he was Romney. Doesn’t matter, I don’t usually vote republican their platforms turn me off AND I have to report to whomever wins. The Bush II years were hard.
You know that thing you can do, cutting faces in half down the midline and using a mirror image to construct two separate faces? This guy would be a great candidate for that. Probably the only thing he’d be a great candidate for, I’m guessing.
Zayrina – I know! Of course, if Mitt would just loosen up he might be presentable.Hattie – They have been pretty harsh this time around. Can’t believe none of them threw Rush under the bus, his advertisers had to.Amy in StL – How about Ron Paul? At least he is consistent, and no one has to worry his big schemes will come to fruition because nothing ever gets done by a president anyway.Big Dot – Of course, I did that promptly, but keeps tilting his head. I did find the CNN one, which does make him look normal.
Nope, Ron Paul is a whackado who thinks we should repeal Roe v. Wade because he’s never seen abortion necessary to save a woman’s life. Sorry, not my bag baby.
Amy in StL – He’s kind of like the Constitutional version of Amish too. The Fed is bad partly because it’s not in the Constitution?