This Is What You Get

Before the Drive to the In-laws

Gary: “Come on, let’s get going. Come ON. Let’s get the stuff in the car. Where’s the pie? Did you get the pie we can’t leave the pie go back in and get the pie. Are these all the gifts? Hurry up. Hurry we’ve got to get there I bet Karen’s there already. Come on. Let’s get a move on. Where’s my hat. Come on!”

After the Drive to the In-Laws

Me: “Okay, we’re at your parents!” (Turns off engine.) “Brr. My feet are cold. Did I forget my socks?” (Looks at feet.) “Well, yes I did. It also appears I’m wearing my slippers.”