Some of you may recall my Hellish yeast infection from two years ago (see the Chronicles of the Holy Bleeding Cooter, June ’09 – January ’10). My labia minora would swell and bleed and throb painfully, and it turned out to be a Yeast Infection, damnit, when I thought I had crotch cancer and I might be taken seriously.
Well, it’s back.
Two years ago it would have been diagnosed swiftly and easily if I’d had the classic yeast infection symptom: Cottage Cheese Crotch, but it would seem my yeast infections are non-dairy. Come to think of it, most female reproductive systems are lacto-ovo vegetarian, mine is vegan. No eggs, no milk, no cottage cheese.
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Yikes. You have my sympathy.
Ew. Sorry about your painfully infected genitals!
Mine never smelled like cottage cheese, they smelled like bread and looked like I had soggy crouton crotch.
So sorry. It sounds like hell.
Becs – Thank you. Actually it only lasted a few days, but I know it’ll be back next month if I don’t nip this in the bud.Tami – My genitals appreciate you attention.Angie – That makes sense. I guess yeast is yeast. But isn’t there yeast in beer, too? I’m thinking a beer crotch … might appeal to some … Brenda – Short term hell! It’s clearing up.