9 responses to “Don’t you wonder how this person feels about toilet brushes?”
Apparently she thinks toilet brushes are fine as long as someone else is doing the cleaning up after her.
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Not nice. 🙁
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~~Silk – Yeah, couldn’t she use her foot to push it in to the toilet? She wants to protect her butt from my germs, but her butt is pure and clean it is a privilege for me to touch her paper. Marcia – actually, someone at work explained that it might not be fear of germs, but fear of crabs. The tip-off: the front open part of the u-shaped toilet seat is covered, and that’s where the crabs get you.
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I don’t know how *they* feel, but I know how *I* feel. I cannot tell you how glad I am that I have the master bedroom, with a bathroom all to myself. I share that toilet only with those I truly love.
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Tami – I think that if you gave a bacteria a choice between living on my realatively clean butt cheeks or a well-traveled public toilet seat, I can’t see why they would make the jump. Now, crabs, sure. On a realted note, I understand that the VIP tickets for this concert come with access to a Very Important Port-A-Potty.
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I see there’s a piece missing, there on the left. You could feel smug about the possibility that she left with that bit caught in her elastic, flapping behind in the breeze of her progress through some busy place.
Believe me (and I speak from hideous experience) this is all too possible.
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Big Dot – That’s never happened to me, because I don’t paper the seat. I don’t think I’ve ever caught anything from a toilet seat, but then, I didn’t sit on that one in Cancun. That one was visibly bad. You couldn’t paper over that.
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One of the reasons that I spent my increasingly-tight money (I need more freelance work, stat!) on VIP tickets for this Saturday’s concert at a balloon festival was the lure of the VIP bathrooms. They have running water!
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Tami – That concert sounds really great. I’m jealous.
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9 responses to “Don’t you wonder how this person feels about toilet brushes?”
Apparently she thinks toilet brushes are fine as long as someone else is doing the cleaning up after her.
Not nice. 🙁
~~Silk – Yeah, couldn’t she use her foot to push it in to the toilet? She wants to protect her butt from my germs, but her butt is pure and clean it is a privilege for me to touch her paper. Marcia – actually, someone at work explained that it might not be fear of germs, but fear of crabs. The tip-off: the front open part of the u-shaped toilet seat is covered, and that’s where the crabs get you.
I don’t know how *they* feel, but I know how *I* feel. I cannot tell you how glad I am that I have the master bedroom, with a bathroom all to myself. I share that toilet only with those I truly love.
Tami – I think that if you gave a bacteria a choice between living on my realatively clean butt cheeks or a well-traveled public toilet seat, I can’t see why they would make the jump. Now, crabs, sure. On a realted note, I understand that the VIP tickets for this concert come with access to a Very Important Port-A-Potty.
I see there’s a piece missing, there on the left. You could feel smug about the possibility that she left with that bit caught in her elastic, flapping behind in the breeze of her progress through some busy place.
Believe me (and I speak from hideous experience) this is all too possible.
Big Dot – That’s never happened to me, because I don’t paper the seat. I don’t think I’ve ever caught anything from a toilet seat, but then, I didn’t sit on that one in Cancun. That one was visibly bad. You couldn’t paper over that.
One of the reasons that I spent my increasingly-tight money (I need more freelance work, stat!) on VIP tickets for this Saturday’s concert at a balloon festival was the lure of the VIP bathrooms. They have running water!
Tami – That concert sounds really great. I’m jealous.