Planned Nudity
If you have the naked photo, look for the redhead in sunglasses with her leg draped over the white railing. Someone else’s arm is behind her head and covers Jim the Bassist’s penis. Follow Jim’s left arm up to where it ends at a man wearing round sunglasses and a watch. That man’s watch arm lands at my sternum. You can follow my right breast as it points down, or look to the left to find Gary. He’s between me and the (diapered) baby.
Voyeur Nudity
I was out on my balcony, and I glanced toward the my friend’s balcony two doors down. There’s a a partition between balconies that extends almost, not quite, to the railing. I saw the knee of one of her suite-mates, and then I saw a woman wander toward the edge. She was close enough to the edge for me to see she was wearing a mesh bra. I saw her long enough to feel guilty I was seeing her transparent bra when a naked woman came up to the railing. Na. Ked. I looked the other direction, because clearly she had no idea I was there. Then I thought, well, she’s the one out there naked, and I looked back. Then she went back in, damnit, and I hadn’t thought to look at her face.
I saw my friend later, with two other women, and I gave her grief about the naked party on her balcony. And of course the two other women were the nudists. But it was cool. That kind of a boat.
Celebrity Nudity
A newbie couple came on the boat, and asked us if BNL would only be doing the three ticketed evening concerts. “Oh, no,” we said, “There are sail-away shows and kid’s shows and all their side projects. Plus, they pop-in to all the other band’s shows and play along for a song.”
So, evidently there was a planned pop-in to the Guster concert by Tyler, the BNL drummer. At then end of one song Guster segues into the theme from Chariots of Fire, and Ty was supposed to jog around the stage in his underwear. Which is what happened. Minus the underwear.
The only shot Gary got was just at the second Naked Ty jogs behind Ryan the front man.
Really a damn shame. I can’t find the video anywhere yet. Ty is quite bouncy.
8 responses to “Nudity, Planned and Otherwise”
I was kind of embarrassed about the amount of nudity going on in my cabin. I wasn’t part of it. In fact, I stick to the maxim that nobody gets to see me naked if they aren’t paying for it.
I can’t believe we were 2 doors down from each other, and that after all this time, we finally spoke face to face.
Tami – Yet still, you outed yourself as the friend down the hall! And I was plenty naked in my cabin that week.
Did you have 3 people who weren’t your spouse in your cabin with you? That’s all I’m sayin’. Sure, I was the friend down the hall, but let’s be clear about something here – I’m *never* naked, and certainly not naked on a balcony. The names of the nude have been protected.
Tami -Well, okay. I dont remember names, so they are safe. Unless Carlos (??) was nude too.
Carlos is an excellent wrong name for my one male cabin mate, but no, he never got down to less than the skivvies level in front of me in the cabin. He did do the naked photo, though.
Tami – Good for him! I think he’s a few rows behind me,up top, dead center.
I totally didn’t buy the naked picture. I figured I only needed one as an example, as I’m not actually in it.
Tami – I’m too far back this year to merit a digital representation.