“Hmmm … I’m supposed to wake Gary up because it’s midnight and we can exchange presents now. Let’s check the news first. What’s on CNN … some heavy Taliban thing? No, a Jesus thing. Fox .. Another Jesus thing? What’s with the Jesus, it’s … oh … I am going to hell.”
Putting the TMI in absentminded
11 responses to “Bad Bad Christian”
Funny Funny Lady! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, my hell-bound friend. Shall we meet for bacon-infused margaritas by the pit?
It doesn’t look like it came on a midnight clear this year……Oh well, we’ll keep trying.
P.S. (Hint) It’s not Santa Claus’s birthday.
Still, a Very Merry Christmas to you and yours. And (it appears) a very white one too!
See ya there, Queen!
I hope you had a wonderful holiday.
This is the first year in 15 or so that I haven’t been up for mass at midnight..
Wyo – Merry Christmas to you too!Hot Mom – Why, yes. You, me, and of course Marcia. Benchmark – We couldn’t celebrate with the Wonderfuls because the snow came on the day Gary and I had off.Judibleu – You, me, Marcia, and Hot Mom, party by the pool.SML – I think I did. And the same to you! Amy_in_StL – I remember midnight masses. The in-laws don’t even go to those anymore.
WTF? I’m not invited to an eternity of fire and brimstone?
Caroline – No, because I bet you went to church. OR at least remembered the vital Jesus – Christmas connection.
Actually, we skipped church because we would have coughed on / sneezed at / generally spread germs to everyone within a 50 foot radius. But yeah, I did remember the connection. Damn. I’m gonna have a mansion in the afterlife, but boring parties without you guys.
Caroline – Maybe God will let you come visit if you bring your Bible.