or …
What You Would Have Heard The Other Day If You Were a Cockroach Hiding In a Towel In my Bathroom
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This Blog Has Become Horrifyingly Scatological Now That My Vagina Has Straightened Up
Scene: Bathroom Interior
Gary is in the bathroom, ranting.
“Blah! Blah ECW software full dental BONE TOOL Scuzzi-compliance. Blah!”
I walk into the bathroom and stand pointedly by the toilet.
“Blah blah BLAH and Clinical Installation blah remote blah. Blah blah, blah.”
I lift up the lid of the toilet seat. Pointedly.
“But we called BLAH services and then -“
“I’ll do it.”
He assesses the situation. “No you won’t. We don’t do that. And then I (blah) the guy at FDE that-“
I sit down.
He stares at me.
Then he says, “Fine, whatever, I can handle -“
My urine hits the water.
“Noooo! AHHAH! AHHHH! stop it STOP!”
He runs away.
4 responses to “My First Time”
First the roach, now this. Poor Gary will soon need counselling to be able to go in that bathroom.
Shania – Oh, that’s the same bathroom he hid in when I ripped up the bedspread when we were first married.
I still can’t. In fact, I borrowed my room-mate’s bathroom last week when my SO was in the shower and hers was in the powder room downstairs. If we only had 2 toilets, I would have had to make an important decision.
Tami – It’s taken me 25 years with my SO. And of course I can never do it again, because I’ve lost the elelment of surprise.