Here’s what Gary’s been singing all day (to the time of Ironman).
I am dumplingman
Jiggling and wiggling is what I am.
I’m the Charmin Bear
No shreds are on my butt are there
Putting the TMI in absentminded
Putting the TMI in absentminded
Here’s what Gary’s been singing all day (to the time of Ironman).
I am dumplingman
Jiggling and wiggling is what I am.
I’m the Charmin Bear
No shreds are on my butt are there
8 responses to “Dumplingman”
Wow, that’s pretty funny! Which reminds me; I need toilet paper…. I really need to be one of those folks that keeps a list; I’ve been to the store twice in the last two days and still need tp and toothpaste.
At the risk of setting off another bidet-fest – well, there ain’t never any shreds on my butt.
Amy in StL – I love lists, and for the first few years I kept them I abbreviated toilet paper as “BT,” not “TP.” (Bathroom Tissue. It was a code only I could follow.)Big Dot – (Grande Pointe: we are learning french) – I’ve never had anyone up there looking for shreds, so I don’t keep track. Not like I’m a bear walking around all naked. And befpre any voluntary nudity the washcloth comes out for a scrubdown anyway.
Bathroom tissue: zut alors, but you’re fancy! It’s bumf on my shopping list. Which is itself an abbreviation, I think.
Big Dot – Bum … Bum Fluffies? Bum Freshener?
Bumfodder, I believe. Not to be confused with the more classily-spelled bumph, which is advertising material/instructions/information pamphlets etc.
Actually, it turns out the words are interchangeable – but I like to make a distinction. Same as if I said to you ‘colour’ and you heard ‘color’ but I knew I was really speaking English, not American.
Big Dot – I need to adopt this phrase. I plan to say bumfodder this week. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bumfodderbumfodder (abbreviated as bumf)1.toilet paper 2. bureaucratic or officious documents, and the use to which they might best be put.