Queen Mediocretia of Suburbia

Putting the TMI in absentminded

Month: February 2010

  • One brand down

    Wigwam socks are first to produce a hole. On a related note $65 a pair cashmere socks were first to get lost. And that’s $32.50 a sock.

  • Don’t Do This to Your Vagina at Home

    @Polyester_Angel re-tweeted* a fine article : The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas. I saw the headline and started making my own list. 1) Hammer tampons up there right after puberty 2) Put carrots up there right after puberty 3) Lose tampons up there (everyone’s got a story) 4) Put Hershey’s kisses up…

  • Talking to My Imaginary Enemies

    Yesterday, Gary had one of his imaginary conversations wherein he adds words to an existing conversation. I said, “I can return your Blackberry to you if we get together at lunch at that place you always go, next to the hairstylist,” and Gary in his mind added, “… you know, the fusion tapas IceKitchen place…

  • Six! How many is Siiiix…

    One week until the full Ex-Elliot band gets back together at TeddyJ. Two months till Chuck Berry at the Pageant, where he has no control over the bathrooms. Three months until Spring. Four times I have had to cook and tweak and augment this current pot of beef stew. 5G, my favorite episode of Mad…