No, it isn’t hooked up yet.
However, there’s a tv in my room and we’ve been watching figure skating, live, interspersed with promos for “The Marriage Ref,” which sounds like a network slap in the face of the fly-over states. I’d like to jump ahead to the SNL parody, in which smirking midwesterners sit on a panel and judge the marriages of Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin.
Gary has invented a new ice dancing move: the Vaginal Presentation, and he comments every time he sees it.
There is the Backward Vaginal Presentation:
The Side Vaginal Presentation:
.. and the most common, the Forward Vaginal Presentation, which I cannot find a photo of from this year, but here’s Sascha Cohen demonstrating:
It’s like a frat over here. I have completely lost control.
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http://www.oddee.com/item_96975.aspx?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Oddee+%28Oddee%29Well, shoot. That’s supposed to be a link to Oddee.com. Anyway, skating isn’t the only sport in which vaginal presentations are prevalent. Gary will love it.(go to the 12 most embarrassing moments in sports post)
I sat in a ballet studio with a mess of medium sized kids and watched their shock/glee/titillation/horror as the boy picked up the girl and came straight at them with her spread eagled crotch. So, ballet too.
I thought for sure the first photo was from “Blades of Glory”. It’s just that ridiculous.
I hadn’t quite coined those moves as “vaginal”…but I definitely noticed the third one (frontal) showing up in every pairs number over the weekend. Every time I was like, “No. That’s….not pretty. Ever.”
Shania-No, the link’s good. All right there in your face. I just want to put panties on all of them.Magpie – and swing dancing, don’t forget that. Becs – Oh, Gary loved that move! Erin G – Sadly, the men do not use that move in their solo routines. But somehow, they are able to do it in a pair with a woman.
What about the crotchal backflip?
Hattie- oh, what about the speed skating relay ass-pat?