Oh, Great, Now I Need to Top This

Okay, Gary dialed the bear game up to 11 now. Here’s the current bear configuration:

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Oh yes, that is the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog with its sharp, nasty, pointy teeth that gnash and gnash. One of the bears IS in its mouth. Short of sewing up little Rocky Horror bustiers and fishnets for the bears I don’t know what I can do to top this.

I’d line them up in the fridge but I think it’s against the rules to remove them from the ledge. Oh! They could all be nose down in a plate of powdered sugar. Maybe little highballs and syringes. I can see a little tourniquet stretched from a bear smile to a bear arm.


6 responses to “Oh, Great, Now I Need to Top This”

  1. You could use both slippers and put bibs on them, arranging the bears on a plate with a lovely fork, knife & napkin setting? Have the bears gathered around the rabbit which has been taped down, Gulliver-style?
    I love the powdered sugar idea. Any chance you have a scale and tiny bear underwear?
    I bet no one understands what the hell I’m talking about with that one.

  2. Too cute! It looks like a cross between some pagan sacrifice, the bunny attack, and whale rider, though…Can’t wait to see what you think of next. I do love the powdered sugar thing.Hmmm. Since he’s gone all Monty Python on you, if you have a bigger bear, maybe something from Meaning of Life? “Ohh, get that, would you, Deirdre?” there are a lot of them…

  3. .75 – Tonight I put out a dollar roll from Schnucks and had the bears feeding off it. Tami – I have no idea what you are talking about. Now, if you’d said “Any chance you have a tiny toy Prius” then I would have known. Mere – Gasp! I do have a bigger bear. There can be suckling. Thanks.

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